The New Zealand Prime Minister, John Key, went to a doctor and a vet to confirm that he is a human being and not a shape shifting lizard from space.


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The New Zealand Prime Minister, John Key, went to a doctor and a vet to confirm that he is a human being and not a shape shifting lizard from space.

New Zealand's Prime Minister has been forced to publicly deny rumours he is a SHAPESHIFTING ALIEN.

A freedom of information request was launched asking for "any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke-style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement."

And proving that he is both human and a good sport, Key used a press conference to set the record straight.

Bizarrely, he told reporters: "I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile.

"I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either."


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